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Jim Chaney

It is what it is. Douchebags

No fireworks

Ribs and whiskey and going out and having a giant BBQ stain on your ass and somehow no one telling you but it’s ok because it’s the fourth of July and a BBQ stain on ones ass might as well be a big ol american flag.
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I think George Washington would be proud
I think George Washington would be proud
Great scott, I think I did it.
Great scott, I think I did it.
Ok, so we’re gonna call this Veal with cilantro and tecate cream sauce on top of roasted parsnips. I’m gonna have to get pretty next level to make a beer based cream sauce but I think I can surmount these problems with lots of fat and herbs.
Premios Deportes motherfuckers! Yeah! I don’t know what that means but I really like the sound of it. Why are there such awesome dudes on my Tecate cans, this is new.

Ok, so we’re gonna call this Veal with cilantro and tecate cream sauce on top of roasted parsnips. I’m gonna have to get pretty next level to make a beer based cream sauce but I think I can surmount these problems with lots of fat and herbs.

Premios Deportes motherfuckers! Yeah! I don’t know what that means but I really like the sound of it. Why are there such awesome dudes on my Tecate cans, this is new.

Whatta Vealimma

If you have any veal (scallopini cut) or parsnip recipes, share them as I am furiously searching for good recipes at the moment and I have never cooked either. The veal looked so haute and delicious at the store, but now I have to cook it. The parsnips oh so rustic and odd looking, so much more exciting than potatoes. But I know how to cook potatoes. Maybe I can just like bake them, I have fresh rosemary.

I am thinking the veal in a cream sauce (i have no capers or white wine) over pasta and the parsnips on the side.

Eating good food I prepared while watching guy fieri pretend to cook.
Eating good food I prepared while watching guy fieri pretend to cook.

Rangersss Get Superr Duperr JERK. (via ThemPRangers)

TACO BELL JERKING

*A dAY iN dA LiFE oF tHe ReJecTs*

This Jerk video is significant because it features:

  • Jerking while playing basketball.
  • Jerking while playing lazer tag.
  • Jerking on a public school bus.
  • Classroom jerking.
  • A wierd montage of wall jumping.
  • DDR jerk.

And finally…

  • Jerking while bowling.
It’s very likely I would have been a criminal. It seems to me to be another profession that subsumes outsiders, or perhaps more to the point, accepts people with a not-very-well-formed ego, and rewards the ability to improvise. David Mamet, on what he would have done if he hadn’t gone into theater (via oomb)
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This is a great thing to do to a cat, to cover it with small bills.

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This is a great thing to do to a cat, to cover it with small bills.

How the unemployed shop for groceries.
How the unemployed shop for groceries.

Kenny Powers Demo Reel

The Eastbound & Down DVDs have a lot to offer.

Should I get a Cowboy Bebop puppy?
Should I get a Cowboy Bebop puppy?