Jim Chaney

fatmanatee:

Mr. Chaney encouraged me to get XBox Live service and also admit that yes, he gets laid more than me.  In any case, my XBox handle is BASSMAN745, I also go online with Wii every so often to play Mario Kart and Tetris (these are the only games I’m any good at).  Feel free to add me to whatever!

Last night I was very well hydrated and quite sassy.

I do have a lot of body hair and sometimes I am self conscious about it but somehow the internet always makes me feel better about myself.

4 Peg

[from the wall at Escape to New York Pizza (terrible SF pizza) on Valencia]

PANTALOONS

The pants of the Future.

(ps: im working on a marketing campaign for the pantaloon industry which is trying to make a big push for the 18-34 demographics. don’t judge me, it’s a recession, sometimes you have to do things you’ll never, ever be proud of)

Leanin on that Cougar Fuel yall.

As the first splash of 8-dollar bottle Chardonnay hit my lips, I asked myself:

Where did life divert from the fucking PLAN man?

Drinking Chardonnay out of a GOBLET is not in my Life Plan. In fact, drinking this shit is way the fuck off The Plan, this is the Anti-Plan.

PS: I came up with The Plan when i was 10. I charted my future life out on construction paper with ninja turtle stickers and really cool markers that smelled like different fruit flavors. I don’t remember it clearly, but I do remember some things:

• Marrying Cindy Crawford and Meg Ryan at the same time
• Running into Bill Gates and telling him my awesome ideas for Windows 95 and being made president of Microsoft
• Having a Corvette with secret missile launchers (cherry red)
• Inventing self cooking pizza

(via skeetonmischa)

Skeet,

I miss when you had a Mischa Barton avatar. I thought you was solid. Solid as a rock. I could always log into Tumblr and see Mischa Barton, and your name made sense and it was rad. But then you changed it. I don’t know whats going on anymore Skeet. Look what I’m saying, is i don’t know what your new avatar is. But I do know that when your avatar is Mischa Barton and your name is Skeetonmischa, everything makes sense. NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

Superconfusedly,

Jim

PS I do like this panda chilling. This makes sense.

kindafabulous:

“Don’t be a hard rock when you really are a gem…”-L. Hill

That’s my advice for EVERYONE.

This, combined with a post regarding TRUTH and spiky hair, qualifies Ed for Prince of Tumblr Status.

(via juliasegal)

(via cvxn(follow her for a good time) & travors & john campbell)