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Jim Chaney

February 26
deleteyourself: 80,000 tablets of ecstasy. Looks like cereal. (Link) Ecstasy is a dirty person’s drug. Contains both MDMA and speed, lots of cutting, snake-oil and modern mysticism. “Rolling” makes you act like a lunatic. Pure MDMA comes in powder and is not as pretty as Lucky Charms. MDMA is for the thinking person, the person who isn’t looking to hurl themselves into an abyss. A person who isn’t doing a drug so they don’t have to think about their disappointing life for 4-8 hrs. This has been a Public Service Announcement for the increased consumption of MDMA and the decreased consumption of shitty drugs that should have stayed in the 90s.

deleteyourself:

80,000 tablets of ecstasy. Looks like cereal. (Link)

Ecstasy is a dirty person’s drug. Contains both MDMA and speed, lots of cutting, snake-oil and modern mysticism. “Rolling” makes you act like a lunatic. Pure MDMA comes in powder and is not as pretty as Lucky Charms. MDMA is for the thinking person, the person who isn’t looking to hurl themselves into an abyss. A person who isn’t doing a drug so they don’t have to think about their disappointing life for 4-8 hrs.

This has been a Public Service Announcement for the increased consumption of MDMA and the decreased consumption of shitty drugs that should have stayed in the 90s.

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YO CEREAL GODS, WHY DO ALL THE GOOD CEREALS GO SOGGY SO FAST, LORD? WHY DO THE GOOD GO SOGGY LORD, OH WHY? SINCERELY JIM PS: NO OFFENSE TO CAPTAIN CRUNCH AND HIS BERRIES AS HE IS FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST SOGGINESS AND CINNAMON LIFE COULD LEARN A LOT ABOUT STAYING TEXTURALLY STIMULATING WHILE IMMERSED IN DAIRY PRODUCTS FROM CAPTAIN CRUNCH OR KIX.

YO CEREAL GODS,

WHY DO ALL THE GOOD CEREALS GO SOGGY SO FAST, LORD? WHY DO THE GOOD GO SOGGY LORD, OH WHY?

SINCERELY

JIM

PS: NO OFFENSE TO CAPTAIN CRUNCH AND HIS BERRIES AS HE IS FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST SOGGINESS AND CINNAMON LIFE COULD LEARN A LOT ABOUT STAYING TEXTURALLY STIMULATING WHILE IMMERSED IN DAIRY PRODUCTS FROM CAPTAIN CRUNCH OR KIX.

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Stuff that is Bioshock 2’s fault: Me not being asleep right now Me ignoring multiple phone calls Me not doing the dishes Me eating cinnamon life cereal for dinner Stuff that is possibly Bioshock 2’s fault but could also be chalked up to the fact that I have no clean towels: Me not showering today

Stuff that is Bioshock 2’s fault:

  • Me not being asleep right now
  • Me ignoring multiple phone calls
  • Me not doing the dishes
  • Me eating cinnamon life cereal for dinner

Stuff that is possibly Bioshock 2’s fault but could also be chalked up to the fact that I have no clean towels:

  • Me not showering today
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(via vela)

“Cuz we only smash stuff outsiiide. We don’t smash stuff inside but we love smashin stuff, gotta say we do”.

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“ This term is apparently used by dentists to describe tooth decay in young people who have avoided fluoridated public tap water in favor of an exclusive liquid diet of bottled waters, sodas and juices. “Yuppie Mouth”
February 25
My head has been the exact same size since birth.

My head has been the exact same size since birth.

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Who is your favorite actress that you would never want to have sex with?

Who is your favorite actress that you would never want to have sex with?

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Shakira - Did It Again (remix feat Kid Cudi)

I LIKE IT / GET IT OFF MY HARD DRIVE

The production on this CudderIsBack tape by digitalproduct is basically amazing. It punches harder and cleaner than most of the commercial mixing Cudi has received. It’s good, like a Cudi franchise reboot with the best retail and tape tracks given a big cleanup. I’d recommend you have this on your digital mp3 player so you can listen to Shakira do her lil gypsy wail over this terrible techno-techno all the damn time.

February 24
mourline: B’day ferret para celebrar el cumple nº 1 de mi tumblr Y para dar gracias a mis super-nice followers =)

mourline:

B’day ferret para celebrar el cumple nº 1 de mi tumblr

Y para dar gracias a mis super-nice followers =)

February 21
The best font in the world is the Back to the Future font.

The best font in the world is the Back to the Future font.

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Just watched Avatar again. Papyrus is truly the Guy Fieri of font choices.

Just watched Avatar again. Papyrus is truly the Guy Fieri of font choices.

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Nevermind, I cant fucking win.

Nevermind, I cant fucking win.

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Rules For My Unborn Son: If you rape people, you don’t get to be on Nintendo cartridges very long.

Rules For My Unborn Son:

If you rape people, you don’t get to be on Nintendo cartridges very long.