- You are uninteresting and don’t do anything of note.
- You are full of angst.
- You are in High School
- You are in College and think that’s cool
- You like cars as more than a transportation option
- You like cats more than dogs
- You seem “myspacy”
- You seem “rapey”
- You have the emotional maturity of Mike Tyson
- You are a bitch
- You don’t follow me
- You have music auto-play on your tumblr
- You are racist
- You are homophobic
- You have conversations via reblog
- You sent me a weird email
- You didn’t send me a weird email
- You are into Favrd
- You are into the “internet scene”
- Your girlfriends ugly
- Your girlfriends hot and I’m jealous
- You like the Yankees
- You write long bulleted posts about things no one cares about
