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Dear Internet Bros Chasing that “Nerdy/Cool/Hipster Girl w/ a Tumblr”,
She’s super crazy. She’ll never love you like she loves her cat and her ex-bf with the restraining order who still calls her every night. She writes those deep, heartfelt tumblr posts in a dark room full of empty chardonnay bottles and take out containers. Get an OkCupid account or better yet, give up on the concept of romance.
Love,
Jim
